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CONFESSION FRIDAY’S…..

 

RANDOM NEWS OF THE DAY…

The following are random news articles I’ve come across today.  It’s  a funny world we live in ain’t it?

 Police: Man sold teen daughter into marriage for cash, beer, meat  (damn, are times this hard?)

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/01/13/daughter.for.sale/index.html

Wanted: Paradise island Caretaker-(um, they are offering $105,000 to laze around and enjoy and island for 6 months, what a way to make a buck!)

  http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7823812.stm

CA to issue IOUs instead of tax refunds? (This is wrong on so many level’s.  IRS will hunt your ass down in a heartbeat..but they can send you an IOU?

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/state&id=6587084

Fine Points of the Law

By a 2-1 vote, a Florida appeals court ruled in December that Andrew Craissati could stop paying alimony to his ex-wife. The couple’s agreement called for alimony only until she remarried or was “cohabit(ing)” with another person for at least three months, and Craissati pointed out that his ex-wife, recently convicted of a serious DUI offense, is now “cohabiting” with a cellmate in prison. [Palm Beach Post, 12-10-08]

 

RANDOM THOUGHTS OF THE DAY…

 

I woke up screaming f*ck the world today..well, not really. I actually woke up in good spirits this morning, until I went outside and seen all of this damn snow.    So, f*ck Kansas it is.

Its Tuesday, the bulk of my work was completed yesterday, its a snow day, an empty office, and I ain’t got sh*t to do.   So, I decided to ramble about nothingness, I know you guys are all delighted!

 

I considered going on a blog break for a moment. Yup, I was going to break up with the blog for a while. Decided I really did more venting then discussing, wasn’t as big of an “escape” for me any more. Then today, I didn’t have sh*t to do, so I changed my mind. And really, who cares?! I mean, is this the most dramatic thing I can currently do in this life?!! Break up with my damn blog? Lol, even I had to laugh at myself.

Keisha’s post yesterday, reliving our “Wu-tang” take no prisoners days of Amule, reminded me that I did used to speak with more sustenance. But, hey, I’ve had more fun on ya dig honestly.

I wonder if going out and making a snow angel will give me the same thrill, that it did when I was younger?

I wonder if I invested in a sex swing, just how many positions could I execute on it?

I wonder if I can take my sarcasm to new heights without just being damned annoying?

I wonder if I honestly give a damn if people are annoyed?

I wonder since aliens are rumored to be superior then humans, if having sex with one with be on a higher level? Wonder if he can make me actually levitate and orgasm?

Every since the shoe throwing incident, and watching Bush bob & weave, I want to see him in a boxing ring, with Oscar De La Hoya, I mean who would honestly be the bigger threat?

I wonder if I walk around with a boom box and some cut out cardboard and actively challenge people to a dance off, will they accept the challenge?

I wonder if I wore corduroy pants, with wool tights under it, could I cause enough static to create a fire?

I wonder why when you catch a child digging in their nose, they pause..and in slow motion still put their finger in there mouth?

I wonder why we spend most of our lives saying no to sex, but complaining about how we are not getting any?

 

Oh, and Fb, I tried the “Sizzler” line dance last night, my son giggled and called it gay, so I guess its back to the drawing board..I just don’t think we’re going to get too many dudes to kiss their finger tips and smack their ass…and it was such a promising concept.