The name is Ki…pronounced like Key…not Kai…

I got a phone call from a negro last night that I hadn’t talked to since early 2008. I guess you could call him an ex. Things were interesting there for a bit. And yeah, I may have fallen off the wagon a little with him, but anywho. Why, after all these days, weeks, months, and so forth you decide to pick up the phone and call me because you’re in a bind. You need help with a repo agent. I’m glad you were listening to know that I use to work for an auto finance company and I started the repo process, but that’s been years. Long before I knew you, but at least you showed you were listening at one point and time in our relationship. Granted I’m a nice person, but what would make you think I’d call in a favor with a repo agent for  yo arse.

Have you heard the latest rumor about Brad and Angelina. They’re on the outs. She wants to adopt again.  He says no. This prompted a whole discussion on a local radio station about making decisions with or without your significant other. That sometimes you have to compromise and the outcome may not be what either party wanted, but it will maintain peace in the home.

The New Madden NFL 10 cover is rumored to feature two players. Polamalu from the Steelers and Fitzgerald from the Cardinals. Would I be completely wrong for buying my own copy just for Polamalu’s long flowing locks from under his helmet?

So that’s all I got at the moment. It’s Friday. What say you?

 

And one more for the road…