Yeah this pic arrived on my phone last night.
So not cool on many levels and like my mom said, “Why would you pose in a room full of sh*t.” Yep Miss Ann said sh*t. I wish you could have heard my step dad when she asked him do you like to look pretty sometimes. No child should ever hear words like that even if you’re grown. So here’s my confession: I’ve been hoodwinked and bamboozled by a cross dressing what what country boy. Well not really, because I was aloof and not interested, but ladies always…ALWAYS….ALWAYS…find out all the dirt about those you deal with and make sure that you’re down for dealing with the dirt, quirks, fetishes, and strange ways.
Rest In Victoria’s Secret…Country Boy or is that Rough In Victoria’s Secret…Country Boy or Rest in Virtual Shame…Country Boy…
So what’s your confession today…maybe you like to wear women’s underwear or men’s underwear. Share with us today….
November 21, 2008 at 9:14 am
You put the pic up!! LOL…
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and wittiy and briiiight….and I pity…any boy who isn’t me tonight…..
This started at Huh?, took a left at Ewww and landed at Wrong. I hope MY country boy doesn’t do this when I’m not looking.
November 21, 2008 at 9:15 am
My mom is still laughing…still laughing…it’s better I went from violated to aggravated to irritated to amused….I had a long talk with my son last night about how it’s never okay to wear women’s undergarments…NEVER
November 21, 2008 at 9:27 am
I fell asleep at 8-something last night and woke up at midnight. Haven’t slept since. This is going to be a day from hell, I’m assuming.
November 21, 2008 at 9:31 am
I hope not. I refuse to have a bad day…refuse…I keep talking in doubles today…what’s wrong with me…
Okay new confession…
So it’s church league basketball season…practices have started…J on Thursday and Saturday…Mai on Friday and Saturday…well I met one of Mai’s coaches last Saturday…he sounded familiar when we spoke on the phone…then I saw him in person…it’s an ex hookup…he remembered…poor ting was speechless for about the first ten minutes of the meeting…me and my old fast ways are going to be the cause of embarassment one of these days…I just feel it coming…
November 21, 2008 at 9:33 am
Stop the press!! Ki, this is YOUR country boy?! I’m SO sorry! Wow!
November 21, 2008 at 9:34 am
Yep that was my country boy. The position is now vacant. Due to findings in the background check!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 9:37 am
I confess that the head cold I had during the election has not gone away but moved to my chest and I feel miserable. I’m supposed to be at a “meet and eat” with George from the Michael Baisden Show at 12 and a Happy Hour with Tom Joyner not too long after that and I don’t think I’m going to make either. If I do make it I’ll be smelling like Vicks Vaporub…so sexy!
November 21, 2008 at 9:39 am
Girl Vick’s is that stuff…knocks all the men out, LOL
November 21, 2008 at 9:40 am
Forget the findings in the background…what is he wearing?!
As I typed this I received an e-mail from an anonymous someone I met online who just told me that they are off today and wish I was there to use a strap on on him. I’m going back to bed. I can’t take it.
November 21, 2008 at 9:41 am
I’ve just been staring at the computer screen for like 3 minutes.
November 21, 2008 at 9:42 am
I confess that now that my girlfriend works for the radio station and can get me into everything I have come to hate Florida Classic Weekend.
November 21, 2008 at 9:42 am
What is the deal with men??? I am never going near one again!
November 21, 2008 at 9:43 am
Ki don’t you hate when people feel so comfortable with you that they feel they can share their innermost secrets? I’m assuming that’s why he even sent you the picture.
November 21, 2008 at 9:45 am
We should invent a screening test for them
#1. Do you ever fantasize about taking one up the ass?
#2. Do you ever just wish you could make your eyes “pop” more?
#3. Jockey or Victorias Secret?
#4. Do you swear to love p*ssy, to ONLY love p*ssy and to forsake all other genitalia so long as you shall live?
November 21, 2008 at 9:45 am
I do, because I don’t know you that well for all of this…though I’m glad you felt comfortable enough to share so I could run for the hills…seriously…I feel you Fro…someone said that to me the other day online…and I was like you don’t know me…I could be a murderer…get a clue…I don’t think I’m going near one either FB…
November 21, 2008 at 9:46 am
I love the screening test…especially #4…
November 21, 2008 at 9:48 am
I’m scared
November 21, 2008 at 9:49 am
I like #4 too.
November 21, 2008 at 9:49 am
You know I don’t want to judge anyone for what they feel comfortable doing…but you know…THAT…ain’t my cup of tea…at all…and it’s just weird…and it makes me feel uncomfortable…and he’s posing…I still can’t stop looking at it…like you said FB…it’s like a bad car accident…or a couple having a bad fight in public…you want to stop watching…but you can’t…
November 21, 2008 at 9:53 am
Ok, seriously. Was it a joke? Like, was he kidding with you when he sent it? I don’t want to believe the little smile on his face is because he feels comfortable like that. Please tell me it’s an “I hope this makes you laugh” smile. Please? Then we can just cut him for all the crap in the background!
November 21, 2008 at 9:54 am
Ki, you cut his face off in the pic (which you should have)….but after you sent me that pic on my phone, I just HAD to send it to my email so I could see it bigger.
His face was the worst part of it all….the part that creeped me out the most. Decent looking guy turned RUN AWAY
November 21, 2008 at 9:56 am
“at his best”
LOLLLL
November 21, 2008 at 9:56 am
No it wasn’t a joke. He was dead damn serious. The original pic had a caption…dude’s name followed by at his best…I sent him why…he said just is…I told him you are much too much…he took as a compliment…it wasn’t…
The smile is what scared me too…it was like part serial killer…part pedophile…part charter member of the Rainbow Coalition of DL brothas…it was too much…
November 21, 2008 at 9:57 am
Macio, Snazzy and JH should be required to take the screening test
November 21, 2008 at 9:59 am
Yes I need them to report and be screened immediately…
November 21, 2008 at 10:02 am
I think it’s safe to say that more men would rather be like women than the opposite.
Just an observation on how awesome we are, more than anything.
November 21, 2008 at 10:04 am
I have a guy friend coming into town. I’m going to have to screen his azz when he gets here!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 10:06 am
#5. Do you own a doll of any kind (including inflatable)?
#6. Have you ever “pranced”? Do you like to skip?
#7. What is your bra size (if known)
November 21, 2008 at 10:09 am
#8. What size pump do you wear?
This should be asked in a manner to catch them off guard. If they immediately answer. Grab your purse and walk away without saying a word.
November 21, 2008 at 10:10 am
#9. Will any ol’ wet hole do?
lol
November 21, 2008 at 10:11 am
#10. Are you a top or bottom?
November 21, 2008 at 10:13 am
haha!
November 21, 2008 at 10:14 am
#11. Who would you rather resemble, George Clooney, Fabio, or Anna Nicole Smith?
November 21, 2008 at 10:15 am
“#9. Will any ol’ wet hole do?”
You’re killin me!
November 21, 2008 at 10:17 am
I’d honestly accept the Anna Nicole Smith answer over Fabio…
November 21, 2008 at 10:18 am
#12. Do you think this is the right shade of lipstick for me or should I have gone lighter?
November 21, 2008 at 10:18 am
lol Fabio is so grossss!
November 21, 2008 at 10:18 am
When I met Mr. Japan on E-harmony we had to answer some little survey questions. One of the questions was, “If your life were a movie what star would play you?” or something like that. Anyway, he answered George Clooney if he were black. You just reminded me of that.
November 21, 2008 at 10:19 am
#12. Where you would you rather win a shopping spree Champs, La Perla, Sharper Image, or Victoria’s Secret?
November 21, 2008 at 10:19 am
Well he passed one screening question Fro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 10:20 am
#13. Are my eyebrows arched properly?
November 21, 2008 at 10:21 am
George Clooney…if you’re out there reading….I just want you to know that you have permission to behave like a caveman with me. Show no mercy. Whatever ya want.
November 21, 2008 at 10:22 am
OMG ok Ki did you two ever go out…I’m petrified…this is NOT a good LOOK…see you and that southern charm made a dude too comfortable…he disclosed this…I’m scared as hell and honestly I think you guys can ask all you want YOU NEVER KNOW ..ugh…I mean we all know how regular nice guys change into bad ones so any straight looking, acting, sounding, smelling lol guy can turn into a FRUIT??? oh sorry what’s the politically correct term???…
I just think everyone should stick to one thing one thing dammit! If you like guys fine! If you like girls Fine! STOP DOUBLE DIPPING!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 10:24 am
No Jin…thankfully I live a busy life and we never hung out…thank GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
November 21, 2008 at 10:24 am
I know, right Ki? He’s passed most of the screening questions cause I’ve been all up in his business, lol!
November 21, 2008 at 10:24 am
lmao
#14 Do my shoes match my purse?
November 21, 2008 at 10:24 am
See…Mr. Japan is going to be alright.
November 21, 2008 at 10:24 am
Where is Macio? I KNOW he’s got some stuff to say about this!!
November 21, 2008 at 10:24 am
I love #14 Jin…
November 21, 2008 at 10:25 am
I sent him a text last night…he sent back What?What?
November 21, 2008 at 10:25 am
#15. Do you exfoliate?
November 21, 2008 at 10:27 am
lol
November 21, 2008 at 10:27 am
#16. Multiple-choice follow-up question to #4:
P*ssy is:
A) my favorite thing in the world
B) something I can’t get enough of
C) Yucky!
November 21, 2008 at 10:28 am
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 10:31 am
you guys are too much but I needed these laughs!!! Keep em’ coming…let me think…
#16 Oh you’re going to the nail salon – me too – Are you getting Tips?
#17 Do you know where I can find a girdle?
#18 What kind of hair remover do you use?
November 21, 2008 at 10:32 am
sorry that should have been 17,18, and 19 …carry on
November 21, 2008 at 10:32 am
I LOVE #16!!! Too funny!
November 21, 2008 at 10:32 am
Oh lawd …you’re brave to even ADMIT that to Mace lolzz…
November 21, 2008 at 10:32 am
#20. Is glitter ever okay?
November 21, 2008 at 10:33 am
lol
November 21, 2008 at 10:34 am
#21. Would you rather have sex with Beyonce or BE Beyonce?
November 21, 2008 at 10:36 am
LOL AT COUNTRY BOY…..
that shit is hillarious…..I can’t believe he sent that to you…lol….
Hi Everyone…..
that picture will have me craking up for the rest of the day……he needs a good ass whooping
November 21, 2008 at 10:39 am
lol @ double dipping
#22….is it ever ok for a guy to do the Byonce dance
November 21, 2008 at 10:40 am
lol @ he needs a good ass whooping
November 21, 2008 at 10:42 am
I love it Kingston…yes he does need a good ass whooping…
My mom was in tears…when I called her this morning…she immediately started laughing again…it is a pick me up…
November 21, 2008 at 10:44 am
#23. Do you cry at funerals? How about at the end of “Steel Magnolias”?
November 21, 2008 at 10:44 am
#23. Can you make your booty hop…drop…or attempt to do a tip drill?
#24. Do you frequent ‘gay’ clubs for the sake of your friends and only to listen to the music?
#25. Do you frequently end or begin sentences with Girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll?
November 21, 2008 at 10:45 am
LOL @ 25
November 21, 2008 at 10:46 am
Okay I’ll let him cry at a funeral or even a wedding if he’s the groom…but I draw the line at Steel Magnolias…
November 21, 2008 at 10:46 am
ok update I think we’re up to #27 Was that you I saw on that U tube version of “Single Ladies”?
#28 What song would YOU do on Utube?
lolzz
November 21, 2008 at 10:46 am
#26. When wearing a bra and panties, do you consider yourself to be “at your best”?
lol
November 21, 2008 at 10:46 am
#26. Pick a sport to watch:
A. Football
B. UFC
C. Basketball
D. Rhythmic Swimming
E. Gymastic Floor Exercises
November 21, 2008 at 10:47 am
The funeral is fine….I don’t think there’s anything feminine about that….the second part of the question is the test
November 21, 2008 at 10:47 am
‘Was that you I saw on that U tube version of “Single Ladies”?’
Kilt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monitor flatlines after reading…
November 21, 2008 at 10:48 am
‘#26. When wearing a bra and panties, do you consider yourself to be “at your best”?’
The doctor’s revived me and I flatlined again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 10:51 am
#2?
Whose wardrobe would you most like to own?
a) Jay-Z
b) Brad Pitt
c) Carrie
d) Miranda
e) Samantha
f) Charlotte
November 21, 2008 at 10:52 am
lol yall are killing me…and they are trying to work me to death here..be back
November 21, 2008 at 10:53 am
#30. Out the behaviors listed below, which is the least appropriate for a man?
a. Belching
b. Scratching your balls
c. Waxing your balls and posterior opening
d. Rubbing your Johnson while watching television
e. Farting
November 21, 2008 at 10:53 am
LOL, oh my god
November 21, 2008 at 10:54 am
What kind of fuckery is THAT? Is this person from Greenville? Somebody needs a thorough, sound, and otherwise efficient ass whoopin….and not the kind he wants.
November 21, 2008 at 10:55 am
Boiling Springs, SC…Spartanburg County…
November 21, 2008 at 10:55 am
‘Somebody needs a thorough, sound, and otherwise efficient ass whoopin….and not the kind he wants.’
November 21, 2008 at 10:55 am
Too damn funny
November 21, 2008 at 10:56 am
#31. Do you know where I can get a good smoothie?
November 21, 2008 at 10:56 am
#31 is a trick question and any straight…horny…man will get the undercurrent and answer correctly
November 21, 2008 at 10:57 am
#32. When was your last facial?
This is a double – entendre question…catch my drift
November 21, 2008 at 10:57 am
# 31 Revised : Do you know where I can get a good fruit smoothie?
November 21, 2008 at 10:58 am
I convinced myself, or I let other people convince me that my homophobia is a form of bigotry….So I made a conscious effort to not “hate”…Well, I never really “hated”….well, maybe I did…Anyway, I know they can’t help it, but what they DO to each other is disgusting….And I worked around a bunch of them @ Verizon…They DO all want you! You are NOT going to be “friends” with a “what what” and not have him fantasize….All the punks thought I was mean…They never even tried to make converstation or eye contact….But I would hear about them fantasizing and shit, and it would make me furious! I can’t stand twinks! I can’t help it….
November 21, 2008 at 10:59 am
“They DO all want you!”
lol
November 21, 2008 at 10:59 am
And I’m comfortable with my disgust.
November 21, 2008 at 11:00 am
LMAO this is hilarious KI you are on a roll!
I can’t take it lmao…and the sad thing is that this is really serious and scary but hell we seem to find the funny in anything!
“what what”…TWINKS lmao
November 21, 2008 at 11:01 am
Adrienne…sometimes George WIlborne sounds like a twink to me too.
November 21, 2008 at 11:02 am
Lol! I don’t put anything past anybody!
November 21, 2008 at 11:03 am
Especially men in any kind of spotlight. The normal stuff is too accessible and they get bored and start experimenting. That’s my theory anyway.
November 21, 2008 at 11:04 am
You know I’m fine…do you…but lay it out there for me…to accept or walk away…don’t leave me in the dark…I know some really cool gay and lesbian people. Then I know some that fit right into that always trying to test and trick you into something mold…
That shit up there…is on a whole notha level…
November 21, 2008 at 11:04 am
right then you put him in the FRIEND box
NOT BOOTY CALL box LMAO
November 21, 2008 at 11:06 am
I completely understand that theory.
You know there were flags and guess that’s why I never went out of my way to make him an official country boy…
1. He did a little stint locked up…when asked how did you keep yourself pleased during that time…never really got a straight answer
2. Girlllllllllllllll would sometimes slip into conversation
3. He didn’t watch sports regularly…that’s major for me…that makes my eyebrow raise
4. He didn’t have a lot of male friends…
November 21, 2008 at 11:07 am
Put it past me…women are beautiful…If I were a woman, I would be a lesbian….Nothing about a man is appealing to me…muscles, mustaches, nuts and shit…I can’t understand, or begin to comprehend the motivation of homosexuals…It has to be psychological, or maybe even biological…Whatever the case….Wow…I don’t want to do anything with ANYBODY’s ass….and mustache on mustache, nuts on nuts, muscle on muscle….Just disgusting….revolting….I would rather eat a dookie sandwich with cheese and extra mayonaise than do anything gay.
November 21, 2008 at 11:07 am
#33 Have you ever had sex with a man?
November 21, 2008 at 11:07 am
then again you seem so straight lol…how would he have said it…OH Ki you’re the perfect woman everything I would want if I wasn’t GAY You did know didn’t you? I mean I cross my legs under the table, I twirl my fork in the air as I speak when we’re out to dinner …I mean you did notice that I had permanent eyeliner put on my eyes didn’t you? lolzzz
I honestly think people like that need to approach you clearly as a friend…bring it out say ooh girl did you see THAT MAN Over there…just let it flow then we’re cool..don’t make me think you’re an eligible bachelor..that was dead wrong…then to send a pic like that? ‘
Hey if he calls will you speak to him? Maybe he treasures you as a friend – seriously not trying to be funny…just curious….like did he present himself as someone to date or just someone cool…
November 21, 2008 at 11:07 am
And dookie returns to the conversation…
November 21, 2008 at 11:10 am
No he was trying to come more on a romantic level…which I wasn’t feeling anyway…remember too simple…too country…and NOW this…but I respected his effort with his kids and trying to turn his life around…maybe he’s confused about what he wants…maybe he thinks this is classified as being ‘freaky’…who knows…
November 21, 2008 at 11:10 am
I just like to say it…more than shit…dookie reminds me of the 80’s….and I can’t say it without chuckling a little bit….Dookie. lolololol
November 21, 2008 at 11:10 am
#34. Does the thought of being with a man turn you on?
#35. Are you homosexual or bi-sexual?
Just straight shoot it at this point…
November 21, 2008 at 11:11 am
I can’t read it…without laughing honestly…I hear a kids voice saying dookie followed by ewwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
November 21, 2008 at 11:12 am
what was it in your correspondence with him that led him to the conclusion that you would appreciate such a display? You know what? You probably can’t answer that…He is obviously crazy, and you’ll go crazy trying to figure out what makes a nut tick…..
November 21, 2008 at 11:12 am
OH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY GAWDDDDDD. All I can say is thank you Lord it wasnt ME because Macio would NEVER let me live it down-lmao.
Ki, oh…i dont know what to say, but you know what his environment is a reflection of his mental state-Chaos!
I still cant get over that…oh my lil news, thats boring is my $300+ self study exam prep…didnt come wid no book…my dumb butt! Im like reading and its saying go to section 2.1-3.1 and im turning to what i think it is and cant find -lmao. I need to go to library or bookstore but i am sooo saving my petro til i have to go out again.
November 21, 2008 at 11:14 am
I laugh with my nephews when one calls the other dookie head, or dookie face….I can’t help it….anyway…Kiki ALI….i KNOW some of the cats YOU’VE dated have sent you some fliz of them in heels n thongs…you just knew not to share!
November 21, 2008 at 11:14 am
Again….let’s all hope that my country boy is the type that thinks that kind of behavior is NOT okay.That’s my only source of sex right now
November 21, 2008 at 11:14 am
OK seriously those last 3 questions would get you hurt in NYC lolzz…so umm I guess I’ll stick to the other 32 questions lolzz….
I hear you KI …or maybe he wanted to “try” going straight with you…but its like you have to find someone who’s down for that…its hard but hey how can you build anything when something that important is left out??
SEE that’s my issue FREAKY…how do you really know who’s just being FREAKY and who’s just plain ole FRUITY…
fyi macio you and your dookie convos all we nee dnow it PRO she condones that ish…lol
November 21, 2008 at 11:15 am
Nothing Mace. Not a thing. We never really had a sexual convo. You know, I can be standoffish when I’m not use to people and I was still standoffish with him and I get that pic. I’ve been trying to figure it out. I’ve got to stop.
@Keeks…yes most definite CHAOS.
No book. Was it supposed to be a book with the kit. Or is it an extra fee to order? Do you guys have an option with the library where you can online and review the book?
November 21, 2008 at 11:15 am
I would hate it if he turned out to be fruity wack job
November 21, 2008 at 11:16 am
I was going to cut off my beard today….This makes me want to keep it….Not saying a gay man can’t have a beard (ahem Walt Whitman) but it just makes me feel like a Lion…as opposed to a Lioness…Plus the skin on my face is a little soft….I’m not really cool with it….Comes from wearing a beard so much!
November 21, 2008 at 11:17 am
See I like to think that I’m sexually open – minded and liberated…but this doesn’t fall in that colum to me…this falls in the hey…sometimes I like to wear women’s shoes and clothes are you cool with that…the same that I would expect for someone to say…hey I look to choke myself with a belt while cumming? That’s the kind of stuff people need to know…not just roll up on without explanation…
November 21, 2008 at 11:17 am
NO MACIO-i have never received any homo erotic pictures
November 21, 2008 at 11:18 am
Macio unless you start wearing fake eyelashes and lip gloss, you wouldn’t look girly without a beard (i don’t think anyway..)
November 21, 2008 at 11:18 am
Keep the beard…it’s cold…plus baby is getting to the stage where she’s going to like to explore different textures and she’ll like the contrast between your face and Shawna’s face…
November 21, 2008 at 11:18 am
I’m sorry, but wearing women’s underwear does not fall anywhere under my definition of freaky!
November 21, 2008 at 11:19 am
Fruity wack job lives in a different county and only knows my cell…push comes to shove…that can be changed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:19 am
I’m wary of any man who I don’t know that is too interested in being “friends” with me. I am not rich, or well connected…So what’s the motivation? I don’t like extended gazes either, or unecessary attempts to make eye contact….There is a cop @ Bi-Lo…Be eyeballing The Shogun of Greenville…Maybe he just thinks I’m a thug…I don’t know…But I don’t like it…
November 21, 2008 at 11:19 am
Mine either Fro…
November 21, 2008 at 11:20 am
just to mess with him you should play to be upset not because he’s in panties but because you think he is wearing ANOTHER womans drawz….damn homo cheater-lmao lmao
No nix that not even funny
November 21, 2008 at 11:20 am
Femme that SUCKS…and you were so excited! Can anyone pick it up for you..or better yet talk em’ into taking you lolzzz
Did Mace just say his skin is SOFT? hmmm do we have to ask U 37 questions??
November 21, 2008 at 11:21 am
Jin how did court go?
November 21, 2008 at 11:21 am
Which Bilo…there’s one that makes me uncomfortable…
November 21, 2008 at 11:22 am
On 291 and E.Faris across from Tech…Gazer…I feel this muthafucka lookin at me..
November 21, 2008 at 11:22 am
Yep. I hate that Bilo anyway…but it is the one in there…
November 21, 2008 at 11:23 am
lmao FRO NAH I didn’t MEAN the underwear thing that’s a definite NO BRAINER lolz…
LMAO @ ” I don’t like extended gazes either” Mace you sound so paranoid…but I hear yuh…its just not your thing so you’re a bit paranoid about it…
November 21, 2008 at 11:23 am
I admitted my face is a little soft cause I don’t shave w/ a razor…so what….Didn’t you tell us your voice could be classified as Baritone? Do we need a new list for Jim? I’m sorry “Jin”?
November 21, 2008 at 11:24 am
Awww…the beard makes Naima laugh! You have to keep it!
November 21, 2008 at 11:24 am
They can’t help it though…I knew some twinks in Elementary school…they progressed as expected…
November 21, 2008 at 11:24 am
Wait a minute…
Did Mace refer to himself as the Shogun of Greenville?
November 21, 2008 at 11:25 am
lmao ok ok why on earth did I even dream of starting with Lionmaceface oh lawd here we goooooooo …don’t worry times get hard I can get a job for the nearest sex hotline with my deep sultry sexpot voice…and for the record THERE IS NO JIM IN THIS JIN! lolzz holla if I need to get witnesses and affidavits to PROVE it! lmao…only problem is they may want to rekindle their memories…..
November 21, 2008 at 11:26 am
Yeah, you know…Shonuff Sr. was the “Shogun of Harlem” so….well….ya know…
November 21, 2008 at 11:26 am
No one gives a shit about this conference call I’m on, especially me
November 21, 2008 at 11:28 am
i see the book used on amazon for like 30 bucks but by the time they ship it hummm,idk maybe im just feeling lazy any damn way
November 21, 2008 at 11:28 am
Jin be on the phone like Goldmouth from “Life”
“Hey guhl, I mean, boy…You want some fiyah head”
November 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
Just like I don’t care about all these emails!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
Jk…Jin is a sakesy lady from what I can see in her pics…if that’s REALLY her.
November 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
haha Mace is on a roll
THEY PROGRESSED AS EXPECTED ….LMAO for some reason that is cracking me up!!!
That’s like once I bumped into this childhood crush – you know the cutest boy on the block a lil older someone’s big brother that you secretly had a crush on…well I’m going up the escalator and I hear “Hey J is that you?”…I was hugging him and catching up and I KNOW my eyes said WTF NAH SON NAH lolzzz (and I don’t even say that SON mess! ) lolzz I was in shock for at least a wk!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:29 am
It’s Friday…I’m not working!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:31 am
I guess i have to delete the previous one too.
November 21, 2008 at 11:31 am
LOL @ Macio and his deletion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:31 am
Looks like I’m advertising something that I don’t even have
November 21, 2008 at 11:32 am
Good Macio…for a second I thought you were a little fruity
November 21, 2008 at 11:32 am
Yall see Toi “Tho some DD’s on em ” in new facebook profile pic?
November 21, 2008 at 11:33 am
I caught that…I sent her a text…I don’t know where she is…
November 21, 2008 at 11:34 am
“for a second I thought you were a little fruity”
Oh no you di-int! And yes I meant Di-int!
November 21, 2008 at 11:35 am
Oh yes she di-IDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:35 am
Fuck it…I’m leaving it…I have a lot of eyebrows and lashes…It’s true…don’t make me a twinkle twinkle little star-uh,,,
November 21, 2008 at 11:35 am
Yep. I did. I pictured you rolling your eyes and relaxing your wrist when you said “looooooooong”
November 21, 2008 at 11:36 am
FBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
My mom said those pictures look like a homemade glamour shot…she wins for the day!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:36 am
ok wait I gotta joke…so yesterday in court was an utter waste of a day..more postponements…and BS lack of paperwork on his part DUMB BUTT..yo, how do WE let people in our lives, spend years with em’, think we know em’, then they totally turn into your worst nightmare??? if anyone has the answer please bottle it and sell it NOW!!
anyway to add to his bitchassness…besides the fact that I did have a premonition of running up on him on the escalator and pushing him through the open space from the 3rd floor not sure why he thought it was a good idea to be in FRONT OF me…lolz…
so the judge is fed up of his tail …told us to agree on an amount of arrears Umm WHAT PART OF thousands and I NEED IT NOW don’t u or him understand is what I want to know?…
So today I try to call..lef ta msg at his mom’s house as he’s supposed to be staying there while he’s in town (did I mention the fool must have spent at least 500 on a ticket to get here when he could have paid that on the balance and called into court like he usually does?)
Ok NOW THE JOKE…so I call his cell – leave a msg that we should get the arrears figured out and agree on the sum ASAP…his 2nd wife calls me back…”He no longer lives here and I’m not trying to get into ya’lls mess…” So I interrupted her said “sorry I didn’t know goodbye” CLICK as I KNOW she wanted to tell me What when why etc when I KNOW she just wants ALL THE LOOT and didn’t want MY CHILD to get it…dumb butt skank…so like I told his fam a month ago…she sent him on a trip and left his tail…so when he goes back if he doesn’t already know he may be homeless…yo, I need to work for the psychic network sometimes…..now I need to pay an atty though cause I refuse for her child and her to get what’s right and my child is left out…ain’t that some ish…
November 21, 2008 at 11:37 am
ok that was my essay for the day …no more I promise…lolzz
November 21, 2008 at 11:39 am
Ki…it’s Fred Sanford’s illegiitmate granddaughter, lol
November 21, 2008 at 11:40 am
Here’s the thing MAce if the baby likes it and you get rid of it she’ll look at you and say “NOT THE DADDY NOT MY DADDY” like on the Maury Povich show…so you have no choice the beard has to stay…
by the way, I saw your smart ass comments
- kick rocks!!!
If that’s really her indeed you and your half-assed compliments you darn overgrown weasel!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:40 am
Jin that’s a trip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:40 am
There is a fungus among us.
November 21, 2008 at 11:41 am
overgrown weasel?? lol
November 21, 2008 at 11:41 am
??????????????????? @ Mace
November 21, 2008 at 11:42 am
lol..an overgrown WEASEL! hahahaha….I think WEASEL Is one of the words I do like…WEASEL…I love it….
November 21, 2008 at 11:42 am
I like how Jin sprinkles in soft cuss words with non-curse words at random…a butt here, and ass there….a darn here…you just never know….
November 21, 2008 at 11:44 am
@ Ki….I just heard Fred say that this moring in reference to Ester….”There’s a fungus among us” wasn’t trying to imply anybody was harboring some type of infection….
November 21, 2008 at 11:44 am
Where’s/who’s the fungus among us?
November 21, 2008 at 11:44 am
oh
November 21, 2008 at 11:45 am
lmao FB that’s all I could think of lmao
Ki I know I know…I was like a tornado when I left there after wasting a day waiting to hear that mess and miss work…and the fool hasn’t even asked to spend any time with his daughter who he has not seen in 3 YEARS…and he’s supposed to be here a wk..didn’t even bring her a toy, a gift, a doll???? She’s still a daddy’s girl though poor thing…trying to keep my cool around her…
but it was hilarious…all that “stand by my man” “peace in my home” BS she popped all these years getting in the middle causing drama and him letting her since our divorce…and me just trying to suck it up so he would spend time and call my daughter…now he lost his job and she’s ghost …turns out he got a new one a mth ago…why did he try to tell the court I started work on Oct 10th but don’t have a stub yet & just “forgot” to bring my bank statement with the deposits…MF you know you makin’ PAPER!!! She took his job address though hope they garnish his ISH! sorry I’ve been way too nice all these years…U do not mess with my child’s welfare!!! screw him!
aw hell more than 6 lines….ugh this is hard for me lmao…
November 21, 2008 at 11:47 am
Seriously I hate the whole court thing. I’ve only been one time. And I was so mad at J’s dad when we there, because he kept bucking the system. I was seriously just make this as easy as possible so we can leave.
I need to go home and watch Sanford & Son…Fred is too funny.
November 21, 2008 at 11:48 am
Are you going to see Twilight today Ki?
November 21, 2008 at 11:49 am
I don’t know if my neck is strong enough to hold my head up for the rest of the day
November 21, 2008 at 11:50 am
I have been hooked watching eddie griffin comedy specials all week….eddie griffin is hilarious and one of his theories are that men don’t beat their dicks enough thats where homos and retarded children come from…lmao
November 21, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’m going tomorrow. Today is booked.
November 21, 2008 at 11:54 am
have you guys ever watched African movies on dvd? they’re hilarious…so dramatic…just watched this one that was 2 parts…it was pretty good…forget the darn name but it was a deep drama …I think I’m hooked gotta go bk to that spot!
November 21, 2008 at 11:56 am
what’s up with you FB – long night;) lolzz
November 21, 2008 at 11:57 am
Eddie Griffin is hilarious…maybe I’ll look for some comedy dvds next…just saw this passa passa play – it’s from like 2004 but it had me in TEARS!!!
November 21, 2008 at 11:57 am
i feel like such a void, i didnt accomplish anything all week. no job responses, i just want to frown myself in a tub of henny and give mom the life insurance check.
November 21, 2008 at 11:58 am
Yeah, I literally didn’t sleep
November 21, 2008 at 11:59 am
ok FEmme…talk yourself out of it – better yet laugh yourself out of it…picture Mace in the undies shown above LMAO
hang in there girl…your first wk sounded like you were really focused…sometimes you’re going to need to go easy on yourself…you’ll be ok:)
November 21, 2008 at 11:59 am
Kiki….it’s only been a week….give it a little more time
November 21, 2008 at 12:01 pm
well, its really 2, from last monday was FUBAR Day, so 11 days…i didnt even call the mtg and car people yet,they are such assholes im like whats the use-lol
November 21, 2008 at 12:03 pm
PASSA…PASSA…MI FRIEND MI BIG FRIEND…..
aaah Femme…its ok….about everyone I know is jobless right now including my broke ass man…lol…..so no feel no way sistren…the creator soon bless the I seen…just hold the faith and stan firm inna the gideon….cause rastafari know sey the sistren a try…lol….
November 21, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Aww…I hope you find something (that you’ll like) soon. It’s gotta be stressful
But maybe you SHOULD call them…worse case scenario they don’t have anything useful to say…best case, they do…
November 21, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Femme just set small tasks/goals for yourself on a weekly basis so that the days don’t turn into wks/months of wasted time…make a list of things to get done the important ones and the “i never had the time to do this ” ones – like projects around the house or in your personal life…things you can do online besides the WEBCAM shots lolzz…that way every week you can feel productive cause you ticked at least one thing even if its minor – off your list…
Also, check any sites that you posted your resume on at least every other day if not daily for a certain period of time…but don’t be too hard on yourself…your plan was to do that course its not your fault the book was extra and you didn’t realize…onto the next…
what are you doing for thanksgiving – what is everyone doing for thxgiving???
November 21, 2008 at 12:06 pm
thanks ya’ll, im just stressin cuz we not even just in a slump, this shit is going to get worse…
what happens when they cant afford to give us the lickle unemployment fi pay mi light bill and rassclot wauter…mi hafi beg peter to pay paul …but wait, mi nuh even know nuh peter to pay back paul…so mi auh guh fenny grease!
November 21, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Hey guys!
If he would’ve stuffed and tucked, he could rocked the hell out of that sexy lingeray a lot better. I think he should’ve tried something in a soft peach lace..it would have made his skin tone pop!
Ki…baby…you sure know how to pickem’…lol. You’re fired, I’m in charge of your relationships now!
Just because a man rocks panties dont make him gay, it makes him strange…alas not gay. I wonder if he dances to put a ring on it in the mirror?
November 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Ok, maybe i will go on the exercise machine since i cant drink anything ttyl
November 21, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Keep your head up and stay focused. I know it’s harder than just doing it. But stay on the grind. When I found myself suddenly unemployed five years ago. I was lost. It was gonna take over six weeks for my unemployment to start…my child support wasn’t enough to function…I made to much money before to get medicaid…they wouldn’t even give me foodstamps…it took four weeks of grinding…and just when I was about to take a job for $7 an hour…the company I work for called me…it will come through…
November 21, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Please take control Pro…because I’m dangerous left to my own devices…
November 21, 2008 at 12:13 pm
I think they just added a few wks to the unemployment max so that’s a faint light at the end of the tunnel…we can’t think about the worst yet…but if the automotive industry goes under sounds like that’s gonna cause major problems…
we may have to choose a location, build a commune sort of like the polygamists and oh gosh what are those people who don’t use any modern things called – damn not mormons – aw heck what are they????and create our own self sufficient community…we’re people of many talents..we can do it
WE could use a well for water…”fetch a pail of water”…lolzz…
November 21, 2008 at 12:14 pm
So I was wondering what I was going to do with all that money left in my medical flex spending account…you know lose it or use it…well my daughter answered that question for me…she’s six will be seven in March…hasn’t lost a baby tooth yet…starting to get worried…was flossing her this morning…her bottom two adult teeth are coming in behind the baby ones…I’m going to have to have them pulled!!!!!!!!!! Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh Fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Awwe Kiki. Its true, everyone is going through it. Yesterday two of my cloested cousins called me crying.
One is in school, son’s b-day this week, she has no money. Half a semester away from being a Nurse…feels like she’s accomplished nothing, had to file bankruptcy earlier this year…and still stuggling.
My other cousin is literally living with no heat. Living in a house her brother in law owns, cause she can’t affor anything else, and he has not put any heat in the house, no heating system. I told her to come to my house..kids and her cold, I told her to come stay with me..but you know, that damn pride.
And it pisses me off cause my head is barely above water and there is nothing I can do to help, hell I can’t even make it through a week of work..
November 21, 2008 at 12:15 pm
thanksgiving…..im staying in Philly…was going to jersey changed my mind….will have dinner with a friend and her family and friends here…..
dame wanted me to cook so his mom and grandmom could come down…
I said no cause thats going to be too much work…….too much work…plus im not ready for them to analyze wether me use too much salt…pimento or garlic yet…thanksgiving dinner is too big a production…..for the mom and grandmom first dinner at kingston’s house…
November 21, 2008 at 12:16 pm
You know we’ve been talking the commune idea for a while…I say we do it…though it wouldn’t be a traditional commune…we could come and go…we just wouldn’t allow outsiders in…and we wouldn’t be religious zealots…all married to the same man…
November 21, 2008 at 12:17 pm
closest, not closeted…lmao.
November 21, 2008 at 12:18 pm
You know it is rough on everyone right now. That’s why you’ve got to lean on one another. Go back to old school days. Swallow some pride in some occassions. Just like you offerred to allow them to come stay with you… you buckle down and share meals at each other’s homes…etc…etc…
November 21, 2008 at 12:18 pm
I confess I have not done one bit of work today…
November 21, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I need to be able to allow outsiders in to my commune…I like guests…can’t just be happy with the same old people all the time!
November 21, 2008 at 12:21 pm
its hard on every one right now….everyone…so sad..but what to do…..Im just greatful to be working cause it means i have a roof over my head and food in the fridge. Ive returned to budgeting cause i need to to maintain…but Femme maybe you should consider something out of the norm….if you have a college degree you can substitute teach…
November 21, 2008 at 12:24 pm
I confess I were boxers with a strap on and let it all hang out…while benchpressing.
November 21, 2008 at 12:27 pm
yeah yeah Ki – we’re not into that one hubby thing this ain’t BIG LOVE…
FB you’re too funny – visitors will have to go before the review board to diminish the twink factor from corrupting our youngun’s lmao
and yes it is hard on everyone – all around…went to BJs and what usually buys a ton of stuff bought like 10 things…u know its bad when even the wholesale clubs can’t give you more than you need or can ever use!…So yeah gas went down but did EVERYTHING else have to go UP!@!!
November 21, 2008 at 12:28 pm
PRO why ? just tell me why? so I can laugh a little harder…
and Kingston I hear you …I’m grateful for every little thing these days moreso than usual…its pretty challenging at this point
November 21, 2008 at 12:30 pm
To watch it bobble while I lift..gives me focus.
November 21, 2008 at 12:30 pm
I LOVE BIG LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would so be one of Bill’s wives…I know…
November 21, 2008 at 12:31 pm
LMAO @ Pro!
November 21, 2008 at 12:35 pm
I could not be one of Bill’s wives. The rest of them would drive me crazy. Barb is too bossy, Nikki is a loon and the other one is kinda dim.
Not to mention all those kids!
November 21, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Pro you are a loon too! lol
November 21, 2008 at 12:38 pm
I would be Barb.
November 21, 2008 at 12:41 pm
you are a hot mess PRO!
& yes Ki I love that show too! They honestly made me understand that lifestyle as I’ve always been curious as some Rastas live something like that too….all for it as long as you can afford it & Bill takes care of ALL his kids & wives even when they F up so its all good!!
Can I just say that every once in a while a man can be so sensitive to you and what’s going on that you just want to fall head over heels in love with him? So I had a rough day yest. and honestly the situation and lack of loot has been making me cranky for a minute…well my beau was totally in tuned to what was going on even though he’s immensely against the whole court thing …I think he finally realized that my ex is a trip and a half as the story’s been slowly unfolding …anyway he went out of his way to be there for me & actually had some great advice as well as was pretty supportive…it meant a lot as at times it gets lonely dealing with everything and trying to make the right decisions for a child that’s totally dependent on me to make everything happen…at least for me – its a bit overwhelming at times…so my hell of a day turned into one beautiful earth shattering night, in more ways than one, as I really think we jumped a few hurdles in our bonding yesterday;)
November 21, 2008 at 12:42 pm
LMAO “kinda dim”…That’s the best one I’ve heard all day – I will be using that!!!
November 21, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I am not a loon! I just think outside of the box. My man is the same kinda nutty, people can’t stand us together.
Why he tell me the other night, he had a dream that he ran over a blonde werewolf while the wolf’s kid watched. I started to scream and wouldn’t stop, so he had to shake me a slap me..then vampires came, and he kicked their ass ninja style? That was the first thing he told me when we woke up yesterday morning…I just looked at him…shook my head and said. You know that’s gotta be a dream, cause if you would’ve slapped me, me and those vampires would have kicked your ass.
November 21, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Nice, Jin! There’s nothing better than an understanding between two people.
Ki, I couldn’t be any of them. Bill Paxton doesn’t have what it takes to get me to share.
November 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
OOH FB is definitely not feeling BIG LOVE lolzzz….umm wait FB is that you in this new pic? that’s a hot pic….
PRO PRO PRO…you and your man are …well…you’ve left ME speechless & that’s rare……lmao
November 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
yeah FB I felt that way too;)
November 21, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Bill has a certain je ne sais quoi
November 21, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Pro, his dream sounds reminiscent of the “Thriller” video, kind of.
November 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm
lol, oh a je ne sais quoi huh?
For me, it’s a “non” (nasally French ‘no’)
November 21, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Maybe I wouldn’t go for Bill Paxton…but a Bill type guy…
I don’t know the show made me understand. I still don’t really agree. But I get it and have a certain affection for the relationships displayed…
November 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Jin that sexiness you see on my profile pic is moi
je parles francais?
November 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I’ve been known to make people speechless..not in this way, but hey…there is a first time for everything. well ladies, I’m out…gotta go get poked and not in the way I like
Have a awesome weekend!
November 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm
lmao they were watching the Thriller video, fell asleep then he put himself and Pro in the video lmao…that’s a classic!
ki that’s funny yeah I think Bill grew on me too..he’s not hot but there’s something about a grown man who’s responsible, business minded and handles his biz all around that just might convince me to join their family lol:)
November 21, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I love the show, except when they go to the combine….then it’s weird.
November 21, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Bye Pro…..hope you have a good weekend too
November 21, 2008 at 12:50 pm
i screwed up the one French line I wrote, lol……5 years of French and NOTHING to show for it is sad
November 21, 2008 at 12:52 pm
If I could have anything right now to eat I’d choose sausage and peppers.
November 21, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Pro’s gone…tootles girl…
Barely passed French in college but I understand a bit “Me parle un peu???” maybe – I just loved that phrase un peu lolzz..let me find out you’re a French whiz kid
hilarious as my name is french lol…but spanish now there I can hang a bit….
Chris that pic is AWESOME…really love it!
November 21, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I know…I had to throw it out there…
November 21, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Jin it’s sad….I really don’t know any French. I went to Quebec one time and thought I’d maybe use some, but they spoke English too so I didn’t bother.
November 21, 2008 at 1:02 pm
OK CONFESSION…there is this gorgeous attorney that works here…let me explain – I love a well-dressed, clean cut man…I mean from head to toe…well-spoken, mannerly MAN”S MAN (lmao Ki) you know the type and then this one is African so there’s an ACCENT!!! LOVE THAT!! Just want to say hey…I’ll marry u – no questions asked..do anything you want, long exotic dresses, head wraps, learn to cook your mom’s way…even move for yuh? …he totally makes my heart stand still when he passes…and though he says hi…like Alicia Keys says “u don’t know my name”…almost wish I knew where he hung out so I can stalk him and see what he’s like outside the office – then he can see what I’m like too lmao;)…ok enough of my fantasy…I’ll keep just saying hello…oh yeah and he has a sexy sounding name too!!!
November 21, 2008 at 1:03 pm
I honestly learned more Spanish in 3 weeks in Costa Rica than I did during 5 years of French class.
November 21, 2008 at 1:04 pm
wow 5 yrs…nah I hated french …i love spanish…to me it’s easy then again I learned most of it in 3rd grade from a beautiful drill sargeant like teacher so I can’t forget that alphabet if I tried…I just don’t get to practice it or speak it as much as I used to when I worked in retail….
November 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
FB…I’m on the phone with my mom…looking at outerbanks rentals…
November 21, 2008 at 1:08 pm
never been to Quebec…seems like it would be nice…sucks that you didn’t get to use your french though!
November 21, 2008 at 1:12 pm
ooh when are you guys going Ki – do you mean in NC?
November 21, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I was JUST thinking about the OBX because I saw you joined that group.
I hate winter!
Jin, I was 14 or so when I went to Montreal….didn’t really care about it. I had attitude about everything back then. The hotel room had a bidet AND a phone in the bathroom so you could wash your netherregion and talk about it at the same time, I guess, lol. “Guess what I’M doing right now…”
November 21, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Tu pale vous francaise…
je’temme…je’temme……
com ci com ca….lol
whats his name jin say his say his name
November 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
im trying so hard not to work buts its not happening….
November 21, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Toi’s working y’all…she said hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Christmas is coming up Jin. You guys don’t have a Christmas party? You can’t let it all out at the office party but you can at least break the ice. I wanna hear his name too!
November 21, 2008 at 1:32 pm
im out yall everyone have a good weekend…too much to do right now…and if I am not here before thanks giving everyone enjoy and be safe…remember don’t eat until you can’t walk….eat small portions….and save the calories for the alcohol and dessert…..
November 21, 2008 at 1:37 pm
If I could choose my moment right now, I’d be snuggled up against a big warm man in a king-sized bed drifting off to sleep. He would smell like…I dunno….linen…and I’d hear a football game on tv (that I don’t care about watching obviously) and a fire crackling in a fireplace. I picture my head on his right side with my face under his ribcage because heartbeats are too loud sometimes, and my arm would be resting on his belly. His arm would be behind me, by my head, playing with my hair and tickling my shoulder a little.
Ignore me….i’m really not working and I’m sitting very still right now, just thinking and stuff…lol
November 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
The last thing I think about on Thanksgiving is how many calories I’m consuming. I just won’t let myself go there.
November 21, 2008 at 1:42 pm
There is nothing like falling asleep to the sound of football….reminds me of being little my grandparents’ house on Thanksgiving and taking a nap after we ate.
November 21, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I know…Thanksgiving just makes me happy…
November 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Deola Ali…isn’t that sexy?
November 21, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I don’t like it here with my in-laws as much, and I’ve spent mostly every one in VA for the past 13 years….I wish I could go to my grandma’s house but I have no more vacay left for the year
November 21, 2008 at 1:46 pm
HAHAAHHAAHAHHA!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
lol…love seeing people show up and see that pic today
November 21, 2008 at 1:54 pm
ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay…carry on just felt the need to scream…that level of irritation is returning FB….
November 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm
HEY DEE!!! FB did you see the sexy african name!! LOVE IT
November 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Deola Ali has a nice ring to it. It flows.
November 21, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Good then we’re in for a treat…
I am going to pick up some General Tso’s. I expected to be completely dehydrated and asleep at my desk by 3:00.
brb
November 21, 2008 at 1:58 pm
LOVE IT
November 21, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I like that name…
November 21, 2008 at 1:58 pm
LOVE that name!
November 21, 2008 at 2:01 pm
someone should compile these questions so I can answer them….
This is no were close to wanting to be a woman or act like a woman for a day….like you all were trying to get us to do a little while ago.
November 21, 2008 at 2:12 pm
i’ll compile them for you Snazzy…just sitting here eating anyway
November 21, 2008 at 2:24 pm
How are you all doing?
November 21, 2008 at 2:25 pm
ok. 30 mins of exercise,mary mary “get Up” and “Umma do meee” I feel better. I called mtg and car note so we’ll see, I just ate some pan seared tilapia and something told me to eat it with a anjou pear…IT WAS YUMMMY! I think i want to eat all my meat with fruits (MACIO SHUT IT)…
Lamb and pork is good with green apples
tilapia is nice with pears
what is chicken and beef good with…KINGSTONNNNNNNNNNNN
November 21, 2008 at 2:26 pm
OK SNAZZY….I worked for like 8 minutes on these….answer them!
1. Do you ever fantasize about taking one up the ass?
#2. Do you ever just wish you could make your eyes “pop” more?
#3. Jockey or Victorias Secret?
#4. Do you swear to love p*ssy, to ONLY love p*ssy and to forsake all other genitalia so long as you shall live?
#5. Do you own a doll of any kind (including inflatable)?
#6. Have you ever “pranced”? Do you like to skip?
#7. What is your bra size (if known)
#8. What size pump do you wear?
#9. Will any ol’ wet hole do?
#10. Are you a top or bottom?
#11. Who would you rather resemble, George Clooney, Fabio, or Anna Nicole Smith?
#12. Do you think this is the right shade of lipstick for me or should I have gone lighter?
#13. Where you would you rather win a shopping spree Champs, La Perla, Sharper Image, or Victoria’s Secret?
#14. Are my eyebrows arched properly?
#15 Do my shoes match my purse?
#16. Do you exfoliate?
#17. Multiple-choice follow-up question to #4:
P*ssy is:
A) my favorite thing in the world
B) something I can’t get enough of
C) Yucky!
#18 Oh you’re going to the nail salon – me too – Are you getting Tips?
#19 Do you know where I can find a girdle?
#20 What kind of hair remover do you use?
#21. Is glitter ever okay?
#22. Would you rather have sex with Beyonce or BE Beyonce?
#23….is it ever ok for a guy to do the Byonce dance
#24. Do you cry at funerals? How about at the end of “Steel Magnolias”?
#25. Can you make your booty hop…drop…or attempt to do a tip drill?
#26. Do you frequent ‘gay’ clubs for the sake of your friends and only to listen to the music?
#27. Do you frequently end or begin sentences with Girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll?
#28 Was that you I saw on that U tube version of “Single Ladies”?
#29 What song would YOU do on Utube
#30. When wearing a bra and panties, do you consider yourself to be “at your best”?
#31. Pick a sport to watch:
A. Football
B. UFC
C. Basketball
D. Rhythmic Swimming
E. Gymastic Floor Exercises
# 32 Whose wardrobe would you most like to own?
a) Jay-Z
b) Brad Pitt
c) Carrie
d) Miranda
e) Samantha
f) Charlotte
#33 Out the behaviors listed below, which is the least appropriate for a man?
a. Belching
b. Scratching your balls
c. Waxing your balls and posterior opening
d. Rubbing your Johnson while watching television
e. Farting
#34. When was your last facial?
#35 Do you know where I can get a good fruit smoothie?
#36 Have you ever had sex with a man?
#37. Does the thought of being with a man turn you on?
#38. Are you homosexual or bi-sexual?
November 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
OK i just caught up and now have to go back to work.. that laugh was for the pic!! Soo sorry Ki!
November 21, 2008 at 2:28 pm
chicken is good with citrus…beef? Beef is too manly to pair with fruit…
November 21, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Tilapia is good w/ Mango salsa….I miss CATCHING Tilapia in Miami…the pond @ our complex was teeming wtih them…and it was an ultra clean filtered pond…clear as gin….
November 21, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Naima is so buttery and delicate smelling…like a biscuit…I have to make myself not bite her…
November 21, 2008 at 2:32 pm
I know exactly what you mean about the biting…it’s hard!
November 21, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Im sorry Ki if i brought on the irritation..
Im stealing this and sending it off to a couple men “friends”
39) Is your lipgloss poppin?
40) Do you like Wrestling? roman-grecian or WWF?
41) Do you own a bedazzler?
42)Do you own any “richard simmons” shorts?
43)Whats ur ringtone?
November 21, 2008 at 2:34 pm
No Dee…work kills me…popping off busy on Friday afternoon!!!!!!!!!!!!! It’s insanity….
November 21, 2008 at 2:34 pm
LOL-at least you know now why women say the baby sooo cute u just want to bite them!
im still like relishing in how good that was, yummy yummy yummy…still wont stop me from baking a cake later! LOL I been puttin it off all week, subsequently i found its a good trick for sweets….buy em but make it so you have to WORK to eat em like bake em. It will slow your roll yet comfort you knowing its in the pantry if you MUST have it.
November 21, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I busted somebody…a “man” for having Kelis “Milkshake” as his ringtone…It went of @ a Christmas party in 04…I had been drinking, and I wouldn’t let it go…He probably would have punched me if he thought he could survive.
November 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm
What is everyone’s ringtone?
November 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm
MACIO, did i tell u i caught a yellow tail snapper in Cayman with a line and a hook, no pole.!
November 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
44) do you like “snowballs??”
45)When Screwing (:) ) do you
a) Moan low and deep with appreciation
b) Silently take it all in and appreciate her in your mind
c) Scream and holler like a BItc%
d)Cry and close your eyes because its “icky”
November 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
And she is the grinningest baby ever…Always always grinning….Like…”I know you want to bite me but you know that would be child abuse..nah nah nah naaaa naaaaah”
November 21, 2008 at 2:37 pm
Mother Nature may just get on my shitlist
http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?CityName=Hardy&state=VA&site=RNK&textField1=37.1899&textField2=-79.8034
November 21, 2008 at 2:38 pm
@ Kiki…when you were there last? I’m jealous…never been to the Caymans… I like yellowtail snapper! never had it til I moved to Miami…what did you use as bait? The fishing in Florida is the main thing I miss…
November 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I’m about to roll…
My current rington…how appropriate
Waiting in Vain by Bob Marley…
Just you wait Mace…you are not ready to see your attitude in pint sized version and all you’ll be able to do is laugh…
Have a good weekend peeps…
I’m ‘working’ from home for the remainder of the day…trying to get in a few loads of laundry before the diva’s practice tonight…
November 21, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Byyyye Ki
November 21, 2008 at 2:41 pm
I went back to standard…ringtones are…a waste…it’s not like you really want to hear the song when your phone rings…No matter what it is, or where you are, you hurry and try to silence or answer it because it’s kind of embarrassing etc…My last one was Rick Ross “Hustlin” It’s still my alarm…..
November 21, 2008 at 2:41 pm
My ringtone is my chldren and everyones voice (that i know personally) and just the factory shit that came with it. I have a ringtone story… I was out at the bar talking to some dude and we exchanged numbers and i always call (if im interested) right there so u can have my number also.. his ringtone was Britney Spears “toxic” .. ummm i looked closer and he had on eyeliner (very faint brown).. i deleted his number and asked him to delete mines…
November 21, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Mine is “May-December”, Mos Def
And it was free….since there are no lyrics and it’s not an obnoxious song it works
Snazzy I hope you are answering those questions! We need to make sure you’re all man!
November 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
In OCtober i think, i used the frozen squid…a big eagle ray came by, i was like wowwww, the dude with us was like pull up the line before he drags you in there…i was all fraidy grady-lmao
November 21, 2008 at 2:47 pm
ok im back cause I just got the bestest news…maxwell is in town about a 6 minute drive outside the city and golly gee I think I might be going to see him…i feel like screaming but amma save it for later……the catch is show starts at 8 have to find a baby sitter by then…trying to convince dame to come down…please please please…never asked him to babysit before so Im hoping he comes…..and I know Im crying poor right now…but I really need this outing…..so there…carry on back to work for me……:-(
November 21, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I like the term “gangbusters”. Someone just said it and for some reason I’ve always liked it.
November 21, 2008 at 2:50 pm
ohhh take pics Kingston
November 21, 2008 at 2:51 pm
my ringtone….is if you no know bout steal…real real blue steal…let me tell you bout real killa…mother fer….yeah its reggae and its gangsta……
November 21, 2008 at 2:55 pm
I feel like I’m going to pass out
November 21, 2008 at 2:56 pm
ok im gone again..peaches and cream
November 21, 2008 at 2:59 pm
1. Do you ever fantasize about taking one up the ass?
– no
#2. Do you ever just wish you could make your eyes “pop” more?
– no; unless it’s a drawing of mine.
#3. Jockey or Victorias Secret?
– neither….that’s a trick question
#4. Do you swear to love p*ssy, to ONLY love p*ssy and to forsake all other genitalia so long as you shall live?
– yes! But if you’re going to ask me that….you should be giving it to me at the same time. This sounds like an oath….and we take those when we’re about to embark on something new…..
#5. Do you own a doll of any kind (including inflatable)?
– nope!
#6. Have you ever “pranced”? Do you like to skip?
– no
#7. What is your bra size (if known)
– I don’t wear bra, because I don’t have breasts
– C or D…..they fit nicely in my hands and mouth
#8. What size pump do you wear?
– I don’t wear pumps, never owned a pair. They were fashionable in the 80s, but Reebok isn’t really the most popular shoe maker.
#9. Will any ol’ wet hole do?
– no….not into holes that talk sh!t
#10. Are you a top or bottom?
– this is funny….I can’t help but think of a group of girls trying to form a pyramid….cheerleader style. I don’t do pyramids. Or is this in reference to top heavy or bottom heavy. I think some women click-up with other women that are more endowed in areas they aren’t….
#11. Who would you rather resemble, George Clooney, Fabio, or Anna Nicole Smith?
– where’s the Denzel / Jordan reference…..
#12. Do you think this is the right shade of lipstick for me or should I have gone lighter?
– well since I know something about color, it all depends on what it looks like on you. If it doesn’t compliment your skin tone and your lips…you need to find another color.
#13. Where you would you rather win a shopping spree Champs, La Perla, Sharper Image, or Victoria’s Secret?
– Sharper Image
#14. Are my eyebrows arched properly?
– if you always look excited and overly alert…..nope!
– if you find that people greet you with raised eyebrows to meet you half way….nope!
– if you can fix it with the stroke of a pen…..nope!
\#15 Do my shoes match my purse?
– If you’re asking me…..no they don’t
#16. Do you exfoliate?
– yeah, when my hands peal
#17. Multiple-choice follow-up question to #4:
P*ssy is:
…one of my favorite things in the world
#18 Oh you’re going to the nail salon – me too – Are you getting Tips?
– No!
#19 Do you know where I can find a girdle?
– Wal-mart….they have everything.
#20 What kind of hair remover do you use?
– Trimmers….do you need to shave your beard/mustache?
#21. Is glitter ever okay?
– for Halloween or some other occasion that calls for a costume.
#22. Would you rather have sex with Beyonce or BE Beyonce?
– sex with Beyonce
#23….is it ever ok for a guy to do the Byonce dance
– Probably not, but you know what….if I was being silly, I could probably pull it off.
#24. Do you cry at funerals? How about at the end of “Steel Magnolias”?
– I cry at some funerals….not at the end of “Steel Magnolias”
#25. Can you make your booty hop…drop…or attempt to do a tip drill?
– I don’t think so….can you show me what you mean?
#26. Do you frequent ‘gay’ clubs for the sake of your friends and only to listen to the music?
– nope
#27. Do you frequently end or begin sentences with Girllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll?
– don’t think I ever have.
#28 Was that you I saw on that U tube version of “Single Ladies”?
– nope
#29 What song would YOU do on Utube
– none….I don’t want to broadcast myself
#30. When wearing a bra and panties, do you consider yourself to be “at your best”?
– I don’t wear bra and panties…..(to answer no to this question would make it seem like you do wear them, but aren’t at your best when you do. You all aren’t slick!)
#31. Pick a sport to watch:
A. Football – yeah, most of all
B. UFC – yeah
C. Basketball – yeah
E. Gymastic Floor Exercises – so I can look at the girls bending in their suits
# 32 Whose wardrobe would you most like to own?
b) Brad Pitt
#33 Out the behaviors listed below, which is the least appropriate for a man?
c. Waxing your balls and posterior opening
#34. When was your last facial?
– never had one, not into that, but I’d love to give you one.
#35 Do you know where I can get a good fruit smoothie?
– Smoothie King
#36 Have you ever had sex with a man?
– nope!
#37. Does the thought of being with a man turn you on?
– no
#38. Are you homosexual or bi-sexual?
– This is a trick question. I’m not a trick, so…..I’m heterosexual
November 21, 2008 at 3:01 pm
ok all.. i enjoyed this catching up gotta go have an awesome day!!!!!!!
November 21, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Snazzy…brilliant!
You are definitely a man
This one was my favorite
9. Will any ol’ wet hole do?
- no….not into holes that talk sh!t
November 21, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Snazzy is definitely a man
Loved it, especially # 9
November 21, 2008 at 3:11 pm
My ringtone is Hotline by Pretty Ricky….I keep it on vibrate….so I hardly every hear it.
November 21, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Sometimes vibrate is louder than the actual ring.
November 21, 2008 at 3:20 pm
it is…..and when it’s on my side….i’m the first and usually the only one that knows it’s ringing…
November 21, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Did you have fun answering those questions? I assume no part of you felt uncomfortable or….confused?
November 21, 2008 at 3:25 pm
SNAZZY what’s up…#4 and # 7 are my all time fav answers …lolzz…you’re too funny!
I don’t do ringtones they’re annoying…all ringers are annoying anyway so I stick to generic…
November 21, 2008 at 3:26 pm
no….no uncomfortable feelings….
November 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
HOT BLOODED
November 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
# 4 is not an oath for two people
November 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm
huh what do you mean – it could be an oath for 2 people ? no?
November 21, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I like how my face looks like it’s just floating there on the thing at the right. It looks kinda ghostly.
Zoiks Scoob!
November 21, 2008 at 3:35 pm
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November 21, 2008 at 3:37 pm
your picture looks like you’re ready for a facial…..holding it in anticipation.
November 21, 2008 at 3:37 pm
actually it looks more like an 80s madonna pic or something to me…really cool..but now that you say that I see the sinister aspect you mention – you sicko! lolzz
November 21, 2008 at 3:38 pm
I didn’t intend it to be an oath between 2 people….just a promise to not switch to other equipment….not as a commitment to someone else, but because you don’t intend to do it anyway
November 21, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Snazzy’s mind went far into the gutter there….
November 21, 2008 at 3:45 pm
lolzzz
November 21, 2008 at 3:47 pm
how did it feel?
November 21, 2008 at 3:50 pm
ha…i can take it
November 21, 2008 at 3:53 pm
hey Jin,
thanks.
Yeah, I figured I’d have some fun with the questions….
I like #14 & #15
November 21, 2008 at 3:55 pm
LMAO Snazzy yeah honestly all your replies were pretty darn entertaining…I see you had fun with this one…Congratulations, YOU ARE NOT A GAY MAN …would love to hear how a gay man would reply though…that would be funny too especially if it was one that’s good with snapping at people lol
November 21, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I almost fell asleep for real. Nice look at work huh
November 21, 2008 at 4:01 pm
funny FB…I’m dosing also.
November 21, 2008 at 4:02 pm
guess we need a nap
November 21, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I’m so dumb for not shutting my mind down and falling back asleep last night! I don’t want to fall asleep as soon as I get home either….want to try to make it a normal night.
November 21, 2008 at 4:06 pm
I’m stepping away from my desk…..I’ll see you all on Monday.
November 21, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Have a good weekend. Go Giants
November 21, 2008 at 4:10 pm
hey FB are we the only ones left?
November 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm
have a good weekend everybody…
November 21, 2008 at 4:27 pm
I’m here…a shell of me is here anyway
November 21, 2008 at 4:30 pm
oh hi you still sleepy..its almost over you get off at 5 right… I didn’t get much sleep either but I enjoyed staying up at least
lolzz
November 21, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Yeah, see….THAT kind of stay up all night energizes me
The kind where I’m sitting around watching recorded episodes of Family Guy and The Office doesn’t exactly “do” it for me
November 21, 2008 at 4:54 pm
LMAO ME TOO;) right no those are the worst …its like you’re dying to sleep but you’re wide awake for no reason….
November 21, 2008 at 5:02 pm
alright well of course I’m swamped in the last half hour…have a great weekend:)