There is a old disease that has been around for centuries that is spreading like air around the world.G.B.S
Goofy Broad Syndrome.
The sydrome was thought to manifest back in biblical times when God told Eve not to eat from the tree, no to disrespect the mother of civilzation, but if that Goofy broad hadn’t ate that apple, there would be no P.M.S.
Some symptoms of GBS include.
Trippin with your baby daddy’s new baby momma, well the 3rd one, but you and the 2nd one’s cool cause y’all babies born on the same day and y’all have worked out a system but this new chick ain’t follwing the rules.
If your hair is fly, your toes and nails are done..but your lights are turned off…hmm..just might have G.B.S.
If you still cutting up your ex-boyfriend tires and you guys have been broken up for 2 years…just might have goofy broad sydrome.
If you keep get pregnant by the same no good dude and he ain’t even taking care of your first baby….just might have goofy broad sydrome.
If you believe when the dude tell you he’s safe..and you can’t get pregnant cause he was injured in a crazy biking accident…you just might have AIDS, a baby, & goofy broad syndrome.
Goofy Broad syndrome is contagious, you can tell because most people with this disease tend to hang in groups.
Goofy Broadism IS treatable. Take a moment of self reflection, re-evaluate the choices you are making , start taking accountabity for your actions and why you are not progressing the way you would want to in life.
If you see one of your friends with these symptons..Intervention is the key, to stop this disease!
A message from Positive People Promoting Change!
March 25, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I admit. I once suffered from Goofy Broad Syndrome. It makes you believe such things as, come on girl…I’ll pull out…it’ll be okay. Or, that’s just my friend. She needed a place to stay, that’s why she’s at my crib, in my bed, at 3 am in the morning.
March 25, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Lol, we all have been there. “Why you trippin? She’s just my cousin, you know I only want you gurl” Your mind sending you all kinds of alarms..but your hear fluttering louder then the alarms cause you can’t see past the smooth talking, pretty lip having, sex that make you wanna holla cat.
Yeah..we’ve all been there
March 25, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Girl, did you date him too…that’s it exactly. Baby hair havin…smooth milk chocolate complexion…lie spitting heathen…just falling for all of it.
March 25, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Oh, WAIT other signs of GBS…..
-If you find yourself repeatedly, physically attacking WOMEN that sleep with “YOUR FAITHFUL” man you might have GBS.
-If you find yourself dirty dancing with other women at the nightclub,even though your straight,because you want to turn men on…you may have GBS.
-If you leave reams of hair weave, in the middle of the street and/or parking lots but have so much WEAVE you don’t notice the hair came unglued…you may have GBS.
-If the front of your hair is pulled back and its black and naturally wavy but you have a blonde My Lil Pony-tail in the back…you may have GBS.
-If your rocking Prada, fake contacts and driving a Lexus but your baby has a dirty face, chocolate stained t-shirt, dirty diaper no pants and no damn shoes on…you may have GBS.
-If you have a man living with you, not paying bills, not looking for a job but you stay with him solely because the sex is good-you may have GBS.
March 25, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Dag Kiki…I think those are all symptoms of the second stage… If you find yourself making excuses for why your man can’t be faithful, won’t stop hitting you, or maintain a resepctable job – you might have GBS.
March 25, 2008 at 4:43 pm
I thought goofy people needed braces!
This disease you describe sounds far more infectious.
Is it only found in certain pockets of society. Assume we are safe in the UK.
Cheers for the laugh!
March 25, 2008 at 4:45 pm
@Winslie, it can happen everywhere. No one is immune. Not even the celebrities.
March 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Lol
Ki-ki- That mos def is 2nd stage G.B.S.!
Winslie–Nope it hits every everyone, after all Samantha Mumba did date Siqo..nuff said.
lol
March 25, 2008 at 4:57 pm
LOL @ Winslie, you are safe, because Posh lives over here now. ;0)
March 25, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Yeah but the UK still has Amy. My poor Amy Winehouse, somebody help her.
March 25, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Well, Amy is aware of her addiction prob, she not only went to rehab but wrote a song about it, Wanna hear it? Hear it goes(old Living color sketch). Drug addiction in reference to GBS (now I feel like Dr. Gupta on CNN) would be the following:
Whitney at 80 lbs saying ,”Crack is Wack” on Nat’l TV-may have been a Victim of GBS.
Anna Nicole(God rest her tormented soul)on Award show slurring…”Like my body” but saying she wasn’t high…may have been a victim of GBS.
March 25, 2008 at 5:11 pm
Amen. We all know Britney has GBS. Tracy Edmonds had it for a split second and then one of her friends must have stepped in and did an intervention on her behind.
March 25, 2008 at 5:13 pm
i don’t think I can touch this one…
March 25, 2008 at 5:14 pm
No, but it is your duty to help your female friends you see suffering. Please, don’t let the disease spread and certainly do not be the cause
March 25, 2008 at 5:27 pm
I don’t want to be a hater by telling the truth. If I’m shooting it ‘em straight and they think I’m trying to hate, it’s all going down hill.
March 25, 2008 at 5:28 pm
This is an open forum..speak on it. I’m sure whomever “they are” can handle it..lol
Preach to em Snazzy!
March 25, 2008 at 6:02 pm
I think we all know, if we volunteer the truth when we’re not asked for advice, the person we’re talking to will become defensive and possibly block everything we have to say from really sinking in.
March 25, 2008 at 6:05 pm
(generally speaking that is, not about anyone here)
March 25, 2008 at 6:08 pm
I think it’s funny to hear women call other women broads.
broad – slang term for a woman; “a broad is a woman who can throw a mean punch”
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/broad
March 25, 2008 at 6:55 pm
ohhh boy, i thought of more symptoms:
-If you spent alot of money on breast implants, but have really bad teeth-you might have GBS.
-If you have alot of outstanding debt, but use your tax return to buy rims-you might have GBS.
-If men frequently yell, “hey bitch come here” you answer and/or come over-you might have GBS.
-IF you work at a stripclub, dye the hair on the top of your head blonde, but don’t do anything else… yet tell your customers your a “natural” blonde-you may have GBS.
-If your a female bartender or waitress, and ignore you female customers and mess up their order because you THINK, the cheap old dude looking at your boobs will tip you better-you might have GBS.
-If your child can barely read and you buy him/her video games instead of leapfrog,etc. you might have GBS.
March 25, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I did like the strip club worker “natural bottle blonde” Just possible that she doesn’t show the rest of her follicles to any one else!
March 25, 2008 at 8:33 pm
Lol
If I may respond to your comment.
Samantha Mumba is that the rather confused Irish lass. Perfectly understandable. Too many Guinness’ ( I don’t Know the plural for Guinness, it might be “pissed”)
March 25, 2008 at 8:37 pm
It was too much something. Guinness or Bailey’s…one or the other she had one too many.
March 25, 2008 at 8:38 pm
Samantha Mumba, was she in that time machine movie(should I admit I watched it)?
March 25, 2008 at 8:43 pm
Yep, that’s exactly who Samantha Mumba is. Guy Pearce is a cutie. Can’t help it. Been a fan since Memento.
March 25, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Lol, I didn’t know she was Irish, learn something new everyday!